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25 Things Cat Lovers Know
Here is a list of 25 things that cat-lovers know, but won't admit.
- An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
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Added: May 04, 2003 - Rating: 5 / 10
The Elderly Snake
An old snake goes to see his coctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need something for my eyes. I can't see well these days". ...
Added: May 04, 2003 - Rating: 4.71 / 10
The Three Sons
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their...
Added: Mar 07, 2003 - Rating: 5.79 / 10
The Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. ...
Added: Mar 07, 2003 - Rating: 5.05 / 10
Dangerous Parrot
A woman's dishwasher had stopped working, so she called a repairman.
He couldn't accommodate her with an evening appointment,...
Added: Feb 15, 2003 - Rating: 5.76 / 10
Diary of a cat
DAY 70 -- My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to...
Added: Jan 07, 2003 - Rating: 5 / 10
The Art Collector
A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store....
Added: Oct 03, 2002 - Rating: 5.92 / 10
The Racehorses
Three racehorses standing around started arguing.
The first said, "I've won 15 out of 20 of my races!"
The second...
Added: Aug 25, 2002 - Rating: 4.01 / 10
The Farmers
A farmer from Texas goes to Australia on vacation. There he meets an Australian farmer and gets talking. The Australian shows off his...
Added: Aug 20, 2002 - Rating: 5.96 / 10
The Sick Dog
A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic. As he lay the dog on the table, the doctor pulled out his stethoscope, placing...
Added: Aug 15, 2002 - Rating: 5.96 / 10
Talking Parrot
One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He...
Added: Aug 08, 2002 - Rating: 6.59 / 10
The Grizzly Bear
An American and his Czechoslovakian friend were out walking in the forest. They rounded a corner and right in front of them stood a...
Added: Jun 21, 2002 - Rating: 3.71 / 10
Detergent
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the store picking out a large box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and, trying to...
Added: Jun 21, 2002 - Rating: 6.1 / 10
The Vicious Dog
A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?"
"No."
A few minutes...
Added: Jun 19, 2002 - Rating: 5.67 / 10
The Dog
A man follows a woman out of a movie theatre. She has a dog on a leash.
He stops her and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I...
Added: Jun 16, 2002 - Rating: 4.51 / 10
Fast Chicken
A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along side the road, beside his car.
He was amazed to see...
Added: Mar 21, 2002 - Rating: 5.75 / 10
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