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Logic of the Irish
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one...
Added: Oct 21, 2002 - Rating: 6.15 / 10
Two Scotsmen
Two Scotsmen had been pals since childhood and had shared everything over the years. One day, Angus won a rare bottle of Scotch in a...
Added: Oct 01, 2002 - Rating: 5.32 / 10
The Drunk
A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Drinks for all on me. That is including you, bartender."
The bartender...
Added: Jul 29, 2002 - Rating: 5.98 / 10
The Bar Joke
Two men are sitting at a bar, slowly sipping their drinks.
After a while, the first man approaches the other man, and sits next...
Added: Jul 16, 2002 - Rating: 5.99 / 10
Big John
A bar owner in the Old West has just hired a timid new bartender. The owner of the establishment is giving his new hire some...
Added: Jul 16, 2002 - Rating: 4.81 / 10
The Bad Day
There's a guy sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour.
Soon, a big trouble-making truck...
Added: Jul 02, 2002 - Rating: 7.07 / 10
The Pirate
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar. The two men take turns boasting of their adventures on the high seas.
The seaman notes that...
Added: Jul 02, 2002 - Rating: 6.58 / 10
Compulsion
A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder into the bartender's...
Added: Jun 20, 2002 - Rating: 4.58 / 10
Three Vampires
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first...
Added: Jun 19, 2002 - Rating: 3.19 / 10
The Carrot
A guy goes into the bar with a carrot in his ear. He orders a drink. The bar tender wants to mention the carrot but decides against it....
Added: Mar 19, 2002 - Rating: 2.26 / 10
I think I can fly
Three guys are in a bar on the top of a cliff. The first guy says to the other guys "You know, if had just one more beer, I reckon I...
Added: Mar 11, 2002 - Rating: 5.78 / 10
String
Two pieces of string walk into a bar and the bartender looks at them suspiciously. He says "Sorry, boys, we don't serve your kind here."...
Added: Jan 31, 2002 - Rating: 5.23 / 10
Coincidence
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply.
The...
Added: Jan 16, 2002 - Rating: 6.82 / 10
Not So Tough
A nun in full black habit is walking past a bar when a drunk stumbles out, sees her, and punches her square in the nose. Before she can...
Added: Sep 30, 2001 - Rating: 5.43 / 10
