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Blonde Vending Machine
A blonde is standing in front of a soda machine outside a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the...
Added: May 27, 2003 - Rating: 5.04 / 10
Blonde in a Snowstorm
It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work at Wal-Mart. She...
Added: Feb 25, 2003 - Rating: 4.76 / 10
Blonde Cell Phone
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell...
Added: Feb 15, 2003 - Rating: 4.5 / 10
Blondes on an Island
There were once 3 blondes stranded on a deserted island, and could not think of a way to get off it. One of them tripped over what...
Added: Sep 10, 2002 - Rating: 3.9 / 10
Blonde Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very...
Added: Sep 09, 2002 - Rating: 6.67 / 10
51 Days
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to...
Added: Sep 09, 2002 - Rating: 6.45 / 10
Ice Fishing
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary items together,...
Added: Sep 02, 2002 - Rating: 5.83 / 10
Long Flight
A flight was on its way to Los Angeles when one of its pilots came and said "I'm sorry to inform you that one of the flight's engines...
Added: Aug 25, 2002 - Rating: 5.1 / 10
Speed Limit
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a State Policeman sees a car puttering along at 22 miles per hour. He...
Added: Aug 12, 2002 - Rating: 6.95 / 10
Blonde Farmer
Farmer John was a sheep farmer. He raised sheep all over his property. One day, a beautiful young brunette came up and asked him,...
Added: Jul 22, 2002 - Rating: 6.27 / 10
Blonde Exam
A blonde reports for her university final exam. The exam consists mainly of true or false questions. She takes her seat in the...
Added: Jul 15, 2002 - Rating: 5.58 / 10
Blonde Car
A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer, because the car had 340,000 miles...
Added: Jul 15, 2002 - Rating: 5.78 / 10
Blonde Fish
A blonde was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. She ran into one of her friends. Her friend asked, "Hey! What...
Added: Jul 08, 2002 - Rating: 5.57 / 10
Blonde Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we...
Added: Jun 26, 2002 - Rating: 6.75 / 10
The Bet
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink and were watching the six o'clock news on television. A man was shown...
Added: Jun 21, 2002 - Rating: 6.8 / 10
Blonde Repair Kit
Josh was helping Sally, a blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside, he noticed a bag labeled "Emergency Repair Kit". Looking at it...
Added: Jun 16, 2002 - Rating: 5 / 10

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