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On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shooked...

Added: Oct 14, 2002 - Rating: 6.69 / 10

There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his...

Added: Aug 08, 2002 - Rating: 6.31 / 10

A mother and her child were at a wedding. A little boy looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?" ...

Added: Aug 05, 2002 - Rating: 5.84 / 10

A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his four year old son standing at the fence, soaking in the whole...

Added: Jul 30, 2002 - Rating: 6.29 / 10

A couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents...

Added: Jul 23, 2002 - Rating: 7.26 / 10

Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School. "Well, mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind...

Added: Feb 25, 2002 - Rating: 5.64 / 10

A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street....

Added: Feb 18, 2002 - Rating: 6.14 / 10

Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between...

Added: Feb 09, 2002 - Rating: 6.27 / 10

Three boys were bragging about their fathers. The first one said, "My father runs so fast he can fire an arrow, start running,...

Added: Feb 03, 2002 - Rating: 5.31 / 10

Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldn't buy a kitten and parcel it up for...

Added: Dec 10, 2001 - Rating: 3.13 / 10

Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother replies,...

Added: Oct 03, 2001 - Rating: 3.43 / 10

A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she...

Added: Sep 19, 2001 - Rating: 6.18 / 10