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A Bad Day
- Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
- You wake up face down on the pavement.
- You put your bra on backwards and it...
Added: Mar 26, 2003 - Rating: 4.21 / 10
Hall of Stupidity
Top 30 Allusions to Stupidity:
1. A few clowns short of a circus.
2. A few fries short of a happy meal.
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Added: Sep 19, 2002 - Rating: 5 / 10
Insanity
How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity!
At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at...
Added: Aug 19, 2002 - Rating: 6.98 / 10
Signs
These are actual signs seen around the world in non-English speaking countries. Some of the mistakes are hilarious!
In a...
Added: Aug 12, 2002 - Rating: 5.48 / 10
Mental Health Hotline
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.
If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly.
If...
Added: Aug 06, 2002 - Rating: 7.12 / 10
Things Men Say
Find out what may really mean when they say...
"I'M GOING FISHING"
Means: "I'm going to drink myself...
Added: Aug 01, 2002 - Rating: 6.23 / 10
Facts About Men
25 Things Women Should Know About Men:
1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
2. Men who...
Added: Jun 26, 2002 - Rating: 5.63 / 10
Sleeping at Work
Here are the twenty five best responses if found asleep at your desk!
25. "Oh, Man! Come in at 6 in the morning...
Added: Feb 21, 2002 - Rating: 5.58 / 10
From The Movies
Things I learned from the movies
During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least...
Added: Dec 06, 2001 - Rating: 6.21 / 10
Being a Woman
Why it is so cool to be a woman
We can get rid of leg hair without pretending that we do a lot of cycling/swimming or any...
Added: Nov 07, 2001 - Rating: 5.53 / 10
Being a Man
Why it is so cool to be a man
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only...
Added: Nov 05, 2001 - Rating: 6.32 / 10
50 ways to fail an exam
1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh gee, better get cracking," and scribble...
Added: Oct 22, 2001 - Rating: 6.53 / 10
Net Addiction
Top 20 signs that you use the net too often:
Your opening line is, "So what's your home page address?"
You are...
Added: Oct 12, 2001 - Rating: 4.98 / 10
60 ways to order a pizza
1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a...
Added: Oct 03, 2001 - Rating: 6.66 / 10
40 Fun things to do in an elevator
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, 'Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!'
2. Whistle the...
Added: Oct 03, 2001 - Rating: 6.84 / 10
