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The Wife's Birthday
A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"
She said, "I'd love to be ten again."...
Added: May 26, 2003 - Rating: 4.35 / 10
What Women Want in a Man
What women want in a man at age 22:
1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5....
Added: May 11, 2003 - Rating: 5.07 / 10
Dearly Departed
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to...
Added: Apr 10, 2003 - Rating: 5.78 / 10
What Men Know
Here are the top ten things that men know about women!
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Added: Mar 04, 2003 - Rating: 4.91 / 10
The Wedding Anniversary
Top ten things not to say on your anniversary!
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. ...
Added: Feb 16, 2003 - Rating: 3.8 / 10
The Gorgeous Woman
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he...
Added: Feb 15, 2003 - Rating: 4.84 / 10
Perfume
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
"How about some perfume?"...
Added: Oct 14, 2002 - Rating: 5.25 / 10
The Surgery
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't...
Added: Sep 16, 2002 - Rating: 7.51 / 10
Crying Husband
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a...
Added: Sep 12, 2002 - Rating: 6.5 / 10
Divorce Joke
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied,...
Added: Aug 15, 2002 - Rating: 6.47 / 10
Computers: Male or Female?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language.
He stated how...
Added: Aug 06, 2002 - Rating: 6.94 / 10
What Women Want
What Women Want in a Man
When they first start dating
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially...
Added: Jul 30, 2002 - Rating: 5.51 / 10
Dream Man
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome young man...
Added: Jul 11, 2002 - Rating: 5.74 / 10
Men Are Like...
Men are like placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like mascara.
They usually...
Added: Jul 11, 2002 - Rating: 5.42 / 10
It's a Man's World
How many men does it take to open a beer?
- None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Why is a Laundromat a...
Added: Jul 11, 2002 - Rating: 6.56 / 10
The Wife
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He...
Added: Jul 02, 2002 - Rating: 7.08 / 10
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