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10 Signs you're having a bad day
Top 10 signs you may be having a bad day...
- Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
- You wake up face down on the pavement.
- You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
- You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
- You see a "60 Minutes news team" waiting in your outer office.
- Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
- You turn on the TV news and they're displaying emergency routes out of your city.
- Your horn goes off accidently and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the highway.
- You have an appointment in 10 minutes and you just woke up.
- Your doctor tells you, "Well, I have bad news and good news..."