Priests and Lawyers

A truck driver was driving down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. He stopped to pick up the priest and give him a ride.

A while down the road the truck driver saw a lawyer on the side of the road. He turned the truck on a direct course with the lawyer. However, remembering that a priests was in the truck with him, he swerved at the last moment to miss the lawyer.

However, the truck driver heard a loud thump outside of the truck, and he looked in his rear-view mirror.

He turned to the priest and said "Sorry Father, I just missed that lawyer at the side of the road."

The priest said, "Don't worry son, I got him with my door."