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The Wedding Anniversary
Top ten things not to say on your anniversary! 10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. ...
Added: Feb 16, 2003 - Rating: 3.82 / 10
The Truckie
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into...
Added: Feb 16, 2003 - Rating: 5.79 / 10
A Scary Ride!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the...
Added: Feb 16, 2003 - Rating: 5.41 / 10
The Gorgeous Woman
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he...
Added: Feb 15, 2003 - Rating: 4.86 / 10
Blonde Cell Phone
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell...
Added: Feb 15, 2003 - Rating: 4.5 / 10
Dangerous Parrot
A woman's dishwasher had stopped working, so she called a repairman. He couldn't accommodate her with an evening appointment,...
Added: Feb 15, 2003 - Rating: 5.76 / 10
Diary of a cat
DAY 70 -- My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to...
Added: Jan 07, 2003 - Rating: 5 / 10
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee jumping one day. The first guy says to the second, "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own...
Added: Jan 07, 2003 - Rating: 5.45 / 10
So you want a day off
So you want a day off? Let's take a look at what you are asking for! There are 365 days this year. There are 52 weeks per...
Added: Jan 07, 2003 - Rating: 5.07 / 10
Wrong Answer
Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job, and both applicants,...
Added: Oct 24, 2002 - Rating: 5.89 / 10
Logic of the Irish
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one...
Added: Oct 21, 2002 - Rating: 6.15 / 10
Car Breakdown
There are four engineers traveling in a car. One is a mechanical engineer, one a chemical engineer, one an electrical engineer and the...
Added: Oct 17, 2002 - Rating: 5 / 10
Death of an engineer
An engineer dies and goes to heaven. However, when St. Peter meets him at the gate he says, "Wait a second! You're in the wrong...
Added: Oct 15, 2002 - Rating: 6.05 / 10
Golfing Difficulties
A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his shoulder and a man handed him a card that read "I am mute....
Added: Oct 15, 2002 - Rating: 5 / 10
Perfume
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?"...
Added: Oct 14, 2002 - Rating: 5.26 / 10
Gifts for the teacher
On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shooked...
Added: Oct 14, 2002 - Rating: 6.69 / 10

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