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Talking Parrot
One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He...
Added: Aug 08, 2002 - Rating: 6.59 / 10
Mental Health Hotline
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.
If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly.
If...
Added: Aug 06, 2002 - Rating: 7.15 / 10
Computers: Male or Female?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language.
He stated how...
Added: Aug 06, 2002 - Rating: 6.96 / 10
Old Peanuts
A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips...
Added: Aug 05, 2002 - Rating: 5.91 / 10
The Wedding
A mother and her child were at a wedding.
A little boy looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"
...
Added: Aug 05, 2002 - Rating: 5.84 / 10
Things Men Say
Find out what may really mean when they say...
"I'M GOING FISHING"
Means: "I'm going to drink myself...
Added: Aug 01, 2002 - Rating: 6.24 / 10
A Lawyer
A tourist in San Francisco walks into an antique shop in Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed,...
Added: Aug 01, 2002 - Rating: 5.67 / 10
What Women Want
What Women Want in a Man
When they first start dating
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially...
Added: Jul 30, 2002 - Rating: 5.52 / 10
The Calf
A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his four year old son standing at the fence, soaking in the whole...
Added: Jul 30, 2002 - Rating: 6.29 / 10
The Drunk
A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Drinks for all on me. That is including you, bartender."
The bartender...
Added: Jul 29, 2002 - Rating: 5.98 / 10
The Mental Institution
A man who had been in a mental home for some years finally seemed to have improved to the point where it was thought he might be...
Added: Jul 29, 2002 - Rating: 4.37 / 10
To a Cop
Here are 20 things that you should never say to a cop:
20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
19....
Added: Jul 25, 2002 - Rating: 5.8 / 10
Big Trouble
A couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents...
Added: Jul 23, 2002 - Rating: 7.26 / 10
Blonde Farmer
Farmer John was a sheep farmer. He raised sheep all over his property. One day, a beautiful young brunette came up and asked him,...
Added: Jul 22, 2002 - Rating: 6.27 / 10
The Bar Joke
Two men are sitting at a bar, slowly sipping their drinks.
After a while, the first man approaches the other man, and sits next...
Added: Jul 16, 2002 - Rating: 5.99 / 10
Big John
A bar owner in the Old West has just hired a timid new bartender. The owner of the establishment is giving his new hire some...
Added: Jul 16, 2002 - Rating: 4.81 / 10
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